SEX FOR CHEESEBURGERS! LUNCH ROOM LAP DANCES! SINCERELY EXPECTING TO GET A CAR FOR CHRISTMAS LIKE THIS IS SOME FUCKIN’ ’80s MOVIE!…WHO CAN SAVE THESE OUT OF CONTROL TEENS?
Next on Maury…

i remember a commercial for “dog water” on Ren & Stimpy…i get it

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memories…

vasectomy = fidelity

vasectomy = fidelity

thanks to John Saward at Vice.com for linking HMMOG in his latest piece on his experience at The Maury Show!
http://www.vice.com/read/maurtified-by-john-saward