it’s both weird and fascinating that the person who would take the time to inform me that Maury is “staged” or “fake” is the same kind of person who would use Adventure Time screencaps to illustrate and explain what true love is, or dialog from an argument on Bad Girls Club as a how-to guide for better everyday living

seriously, no one cares less than me, but my television thanks you for the interest

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